Walk Time Warriors

For dogs that turn every walk into the Iditarod
Mush

Sky Thrones for Gremlins

They will still judge you, but now from on high.
Ascend

Our Mission

We believe pets are family- sometimes chaotic, always beloved, and never boring. Whether your cat thinks they're royalty or your dog thinks they're a sled team of one, we're here for all the muddy paws, tangled leashes, and midnight zoomies.

This shop was built by someone who's been in the trenches ( and probably stepped in something questionable on the way out. ) We know what it's like to hunt for gear that holds up, treats that don't suck, and toys that don't die in 30 seconds.

No big- box fluff. No corporate weirdness. Just good stuff for good pets- and their exhausted humans.

(And yeah we finally banished that weird yellow background. You're welcome)

  • Pet-Tested Picks

    Tried and true by our own chaos gremlins and backyard bruisers.
  • Fast US Shipping

    No slow boats. No shady middlemen. Just real gear, real quick.
  • Checkout Without the Headache

    Secure, simple, and no pop- up circus.
  • Real People. Real Support.

    Got questions? A real human (and possibly a cat) will help.

🐾 Not just strong- smart, stubborn, and selectively deaf.

Truths from the trenches of big dog parenthood and judgy gremlin cat servitude. Scroll on, nod knowingly.

Worth a Sniff

🐾 Cat approved. Dog demolished. Mission accomplished.

✨ Snacks not included. Side-eyes absolutely are.

💕 Cats plot. Dogs pull. We survive

🐾 Cat approved. Dog demolished. Mission accomplished.

✨ Snacks not included. Side-eyes absolutely are.

💕 Cats plot. Dogs pull. We survive

🐾 Cat approved. Dog demolished. Mission accomplished.

✨ Snacks not included. Side-eyes absolutely are.

💕 Cats plot. Dogs pull. We survive

🐾 Cat approved. Dog demolished. Mission accomplished.

✨ Snacks not included. Side-eyes absolutely are.

💕 Cats plot. Dogs pull. We survive